First things first, this is probably the only time in her entire life that Shego has ever held a grade book. Which is impressive, considering she's actually credentialed in this whole teaching thing. The higher ups usually end up receiving student evaluations through text, or written on the back of cocktail napkins in liquid eyeliner. Because she's a professional. Man, could this guy be anymore flowery? She's not even going to be surprised if she finds literal gold stars in this book of his.
"Whatever, spitcurl." With that little disrespectful remark, she moves herself further onto the table. There we go. Now she can sit with her legs crossed on top of the cafeteria table. She's a shining example to kids everywhere.
"I give you another month before you start living off poptarts and Jello shots."
Of course it will. She's a sweetheart. They're going to be BFFs
"Whatever, spitcurl." With that little disrespectful remark, she moves herself further onto the table. There we go. Now she can sit with her legs crossed on top of the cafeteria table. She's a shining example to kids everywhere.
"I give you another month before you start living off poptarts and Jello shots."