I-[Sigh] I'm wasting my time, aren't I? [He pauses, as if listening to someone] Just as a heads up though, you've got a 70% risk of lung cancer in the next twenty years.

[He adopts the look of a teenage boy whose pride has been offended.] Hey, I'll have you know in the last six months alone I fought a giant naked storm giant, and I have top scores on X-Box live. I'm plenty interesting!